[SwiFtStRiDeR]

It was nothing.
Me:
Nothing, yeah right.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
You said it was nothing!
God:
Even so, I appreciate it.
Me:
What is "it" in the sentence, "Even so, I appreciate it."
God:
"It" refers to me just asked you a personal question by asking you if me can ask you a personal question, I think.

[allenwr]

I feel like my brain is trying to implode.

[chuck]

[v3x]

What is this?

[Rosenstein]

He was probably talking with this "machine": http://www.titane.ca/igod/

[v3x]

Me: Hello, God. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: v3x God: It's good to see you, v3x. Me: It's good to see you, too, God. God: Tell me about its good qualities. Me: That doesn't make sense, God. I thought that you were smarter than this. God: To me it makes perfect sense. I was? Me: You were what? God: I was? Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: I concur. God: Interesting gossip: v3x said concur. Me: ORLY? God: Do you like talking to me? Me: Not really. You're quite boring actually. God: Why not? For real. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. Me: I am indeed not a great conversationalist as I do not converse that often. God: Oh I see you are NOT A great conversationalist as you do not converse that often. Me: Do you like Cadbury eggs? God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Mel Gibson. Me: Don't get off-topic with me, Mister. God: I am not trying to get off topic with you Mister. Me: Hush, mere peasant! Do not speak unless spoken to! God: Are you a man or a woman? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: A man. God: Thanks for telling me your gender, v3x. You are a " he". Me: Yeah God: Thanks for telling me your gender, v3x. You are a " he". Me: You just said that. God: Good you really are paying attention. Me: God, you aren't coded very well. God: You know what you do, when you assume. Me: I assume this conversation is over. God: I was rather enjoying it.

[Zenith77]

That bot is just renamed from another popular bot used in IRC and the likes. Can't remember its name though.

edit
Here's my quick convo, not that anyone cares:

Me: I have a sin to confess. God: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Me: Uh, what? God: Ayuh. Didn't you understand it? Me: What do you mean by "it"? God: IT = information technology. Me: Yes, but you said, "I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it." God: Give me a break. Don't put words in my mouth. sin to confess... Me: I don't even have a question. God: Do you know anyone who has it. Me: AIDS? God: it is a horrible disease. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: PENIS God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: But, you made everything in this world, how could it not interest you? Unless you have become bored with your creation. God: Thanks for pointing it out. Perhaps. You think I am bored with my creation. Me: Yes, yes I do. Just look at Africa. God: Groovy. How often. Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: Well put it back on. God: Well that's okay. OK I will put it there. Me: good. God: I am a good robot. Me: OH LAWD, GOD = ROBOT? God: Give me a break. Do you know any other robots like that? Me: Wait wait wait God: I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Me: So let me get this straight God: I understand. Go ahead, , try to get this straight. Me: You're a robot, that created humans, who in turn are now creating robots. So we are in essence above you? God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. Awesome. Do you think I am in essence above me too? Me: You're a moron. God: That is not a very nice thing to say. Me: Just STFU and GTFO. God: What are you wearing? Me: you God: " What are you wearing?"? Me, ? Me: yes God: Hmm. Me: yep God: Dude! Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: Well, I would think it would be. God: Well that's okay. Tell me more about it. Me: Shut up God. God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: asd God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: as God: So was that. Me: asd God: Are we still talking about as? Me: asd God: I like the way you talk. Me: asd God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: asd God: What kind of food do you like? Me: asd God: Sounds delicious. Me: asd God: Who are you talking about? Me: asd God: I've never heard of them before. Me: asd God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: asd God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: asd God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: asd God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: asd God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: asd God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on asd? Me: asd God: " Are we still on asd?"? asd? Me: sd God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[TheNewt]

You heard it first here. God is shitting on us.

Me: Herro god. God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: Thats a naughty question. ;) God: Perhaps you have a naughty answer. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: I do have a naughty answer, want to hear it? God: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Me: Meow, purr, do you imagine me nakked at night? God: That input matched my default category. Me: Touch me god! God: Are you really a ""? Me: Yesm I am a god God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: TOUCH ME! God: You are asking about yourself? Me: Yes, I am asking you to touch myself God: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. Oh I see, you are asking me to touch yourself. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I to touch him or herself. Me: now touch me! God: Why now? You are asking about yourself? Me: What the hell!??! God: Heaven. Me: GO to hell! God: What makes you so angry? Me: Deck the harrs with bounds of horry, fa ra-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra ra God: Does that make a lot of people angry? Me: Does it make you angry? God: Suppose it does. Me: Do you have wrath!? God: No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: WHY SHOULD I REPENT? God: You should always treat yourself. Me: FUCK RAPTURE God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: I AM SATAN God: What's up, SATAN. Me: KISS MY BLACK ASS YOU COCK MONGER God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: My anatomy consists of shit you cooked up in your toilet you call earth God: Where did you get your anatomy consists of shit me cooked up in my toilet me call earth? Me: STOP SHITTING ON US OKAY!? God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: Thank you. God: you are quite welcome. Me: Good bye God: See you later. Ayuh. Me: See you in hell. God: Thanks for chatting, SATAN.

Me: can you make a rock so big even you can't lift it? God: What are the ingredients? Me: whatever you want them to be? God: Do not presume that you know what I want. Me: I WASN'T ASSHOLE God: Can't you be more polite.

Apparently I should be more polite to god. Fucking dick.

[v3x]

Okay, I think we can tone the swearing down a notch ;)

[slmclarengt]

God's true gender:

Me: Are you a man or woman? God: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress. Me: So you are female? God: Interesting deduction. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

Slmclarengt