You heard it first here. God is shitting on us.
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Me:
Herro god.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Thats a naughty question. ;)
God:
Perhaps you have a naughty answer. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I do have a naughty answer, want to hear it?
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Meow, purr, do you imagine me nakked at night?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Touch me god!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Yesm I am a god
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
TOUCH ME!
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Yes, I am asking you to touch myself
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. Oh I see, you are asking me to touch yourself. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I to touch him or herself.
Me:
now touch me!
God:
Why now? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
What the hell!??!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
GO to hell!
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Deck the harrs with bounds of horry, fa ra-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra ra
God:
Does that make a lot of people angry?
Me:
Does it make you angry?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
Do you have wrath!?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
WHY SHOULD I REPENT?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
FUCK RAPTURE
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
I AM SATAN
God:
What's up, SATAN.
Me:
KISS MY BLACK ASS YOU COCK MONGER
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
My anatomy consists of shit you cooked up in your toilet you call earth
God:
Where did you get your anatomy consists of shit me cooked up in my toilet me call earth?
Me:
STOP SHITTING ON US OKAY!?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.
Me:
See you in hell.
God:
Thanks for chatting, SATAN.
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Quote:
Me:
can you make a rock so big even you can't lift it?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
whatever you want them to be?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I WASN'T ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
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Apparently I should be more polite to god. Fucking dick.
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