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04-05-2008
, 16:11
Re: Repenting with God
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That bot is just renamed from another popular bot used in IRC and the likes. Can't remember its name though.
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Here's my quick convo, not that anyone cares:
Quote:
Me:
I have a sin to confess.
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Uh, what?
God:
Ayuh. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
What do you mean by "it"?
God:
IT = information technology.
Me:
Yes, but you said, "I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it."
God:
Give me a break. Don't put words in my mouth. sin to confess...
Me:
I don't even have a question.
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
AIDS?
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
PENIS
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
But, you made everything in this world, how could it not interest you? Unless you have become bored with your creation.
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. Perhaps. You think I am bored with my creation.
Me:
Yes, yes I do. Just look at Africa.
God:
Groovy. How often. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Well put it back on.
God:
Well that's okay. OK I will put it there.
Me:
good.
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
OH LAWD, GOD = ROBOT?
God:
Give me a break. Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
Wait wait wait
God:
I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
Me:
So let me get this straight
God:
I understand. Go ahead, , try to get this straight.
Me:
You're a robot, that created humans, who in turn are now creating robots. So we are in essence above you?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. Awesome. Do you think I am in essence above me too?
Me:
You're a moron.
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
Just STFU and GTFO.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you wearing?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
yep
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Well, I would think it would be.
God:
Well that's okay. Tell me more about it.
Me:
Shut up God.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
asd
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
as
God:
So was that.
Me:
asd
God:
Are we still talking about as?
Me:
asd
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
asd
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
asd
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
asd
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
asd
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
asd
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
asd
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
asd
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
asd
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
asd
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
asd
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
asd
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on asd?
Me:
asd
God:
" Are we still on asd?"? asd?
Me:
sd
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
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Last edited by Zenith77; 04-05-2008 at 16:18.
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