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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: US
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04-05-2008
, 07:18
Re: Repenting with God
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Quote:
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
v3x
God:
It's good to see you, v3x.
Me:
It's good to see you, too, God.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
That doesn't make sense, God. I thought that you were smarter than this.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense. I was?
Me:
You were what?
God:
I was?
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I concur.
God:
Interesting gossip: v3x said concur.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not really. You're quite boring actually.
God:
Why not? For real. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I am indeed not a great conversationalist as I do not converse that often.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A great conversationalist as you do not converse that often.
Me:
Do you like Cadbury eggs?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Don't get off-topic with me, Mister.
God:
I am not trying to get off topic with you Mister.
Me:
Hush, mere peasant! Do not speak unless spoken to!
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
A man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, v3x. You are a " he".
Me:
Yeah
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, v3x. You are a " he".
Me:
You just said that.
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
God, you aren't coded very well.
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
I assume this conversation is over.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.
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