[Kriax]

Description :

• Sexologist calculates the size of your dick
• Sexologist acted in 10 seconds. (Change in config)

Installation :

• Place the doctorlove.smx file in addons/sourcemod/plugins/ folder.

Usage :

I type the command :

• !dick

Command response :

• If Sexologue is not available : Sexologue : I'm already busy !

After fiew seconds :

• The player Kriax has no dick
• The dick of Kriax measure Xcm {deeppink}(Micro dick)
• The dick of Kriax mesure Xcm {deeppink}(Litle pénis)
• The dick of Kriax mesure Xcm {deeppink}(Medium dick)
• The dick of Kriax mesure Xcm {deeppink}(Big dick)
• The dick of Kriax mesure Xcm {deeppink}(Black dick)

Requirements :

• MoreColors

[nergal]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Tank Missile]

Seriously? A plugin that calculates your dick size? That is... the best thing ever! Where's your paypal! Shut up and take my money! 10/10!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uneSOPqqAFw

But wait, what if women wants to use this?

[Oshizu]

Woah woaah...
Calm your plugins down boy or your going to become a new SourceMod Developer

[M. Silva]

OMG! hahaha

I havent tried in CSGO but would like to know if this works on it

[Mitchell]

Originally Posted by M. Silva OMG! hahaha I havent tried in CSGO but would like to know if this works on it

It doesn't, since it uses chat colors.

Also no translations? Stuck with a french dude telling you that your penis size is too small

Works like this plugin here:
https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=224028

and my quote explaining how it works (SPOILER: theres no science, just a random number and some weird delay.)

Originally Posted by Mitchell Looks like when you type !love <String> it will say its calculating 'love' between you and 'String' After a small delay it will give a random number between 1 and 100 as your 'love' between you and the 'string'

[jaxoR]

Probably, mi dick causes crashes in the server