[GuskiS]

At the moment I'm going through my plugins, cleaning things up and found this:

PHP Code:

public pfn_spawn(ent)
{
    if(!is_valid_ent(ent))
        return PLUGIN_CONTINUE;

    return PLUGIN_CONTINUE;
} 


I felt stupid and started to laught, so I decided to share this, and ask you to share you *BEST* codes
So yea, post them below.

[JusTGo]

PHP Code:

#include <amxmodx>
#include <hamsandwich>

public plugin_init()
{       
    RegisterHam(Ham_Spawn,"player","playerSpawn");
}

public playerSpawn(id)
{
    user_silentkill(id)
} 


[aron9forever]

PHP Code:

stock bool:is_nade_excluded(nade) {
    return nade != nade // i know what you are thinking about, i'm not insane, i use this to avoid the compile warning
} 


I did not write this lol

[DWIGHTpN]

Better than strlen....

PHP Code:

new sName[ 33 ];
    get_user_info( id, "name", sName, charsmax( sName ) - 1 );

    new iLen;

    while(!equali(sName[iLen], "^0"))

        iLen++;

    if( iLen > get_pcvar_num( g_pCvars[ CVAR_NAME_MAX ] ) )
    {... 


Source: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=241078

[DeteCT0R]

Hitbox repair:

#include <amxmodx>
public plugin_init() {
	register_plugin("Hitbox javito","2.0.1","Hitbox Dev Team")
	server_cmd("amx_off")
}

[Jhob94]

PHP Code:

#include <amxmodx>

public plugin_init() {
    register_plugin("Magic Server", "0.0.1", "Jhob94")
    server_print(is_server_magic() ? "It seems your server is magic... CONGRATZ!" : "It seems your server is normal!")
}

stock is_server_magic() {
    return equal("Allied", "Modders")
} 


[GuskiS]

What I meant with this thread was not to make fun in programming, but rather post funny/stupid mistakes you have made/seen done by others, not to make random codes.

[claudiuhks]

LOL.

RAM rape.

PHP Code:

// C
void main(void) {
  do {
    malloc(8192);
  } while (true); // hell yeah
} 


IQ test.

PHP Code:

// AMX Mod X
public clientPutInServer(Id)
{
  if (BOT[Id] || HLTV[Id])return; // skip this 1
  else if (IQ[Id] < 100)
    Kick(Id, "Your IQ level is not enough, try to connect later.");
} 


The Walking Dead.

PHP Code:

// AMX Mod X
public StartFrame()
{
  static Id;
  Id = get_maxplayers();
  while (Id)
  {
  if (is_user_alive(Id)) dllfunc(DLLFunc_ClientKill, Id);
  --Id;
  } // LOL
}