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Lord_Destros
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Old 02-25-2008 , 23:22   Re: Karma
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Note that, hypothetically, if a woman bore Hawk a child who over time integrated the gene throughout society via reproduction, it is possible that another pro would come into existence. My guess, until I hear Hawk's utter rejection of this infeasible possibility, is that this was somehow put into effect which lead to his creation. Also note that this theory relies on the "pro" trait being inheritable and this theory was devised by a noob hence making the theory itself noob.

Also, keep in mind, the pros ability lies not in luck or the crappiness of the enemies' accuracy, but rather in the pros ability to devise successful strategies and humiliate the enemy. Should such a scenario occur where the pro willingly placed himself (or let himself be placed in), atleast one of the following possibilities would occur.

1. The bullet would cease to exist.
2. The bullet would be deflected (See Final Fantasy XIII Versus trailer for enactment of such a scene scene).
3. The bullet would pass through the pro as he (see Noob News issue #23) is not a hittable entity.
4. The server/world would fail to register the hit.
5. The server/world would crash/explode.
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Old 02-25-2008 , 23:54   Re: Karma
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I only stated that a noobs accuracy dealt with how large of a sphere is reasonable for the maximum chance to defeat Hawk, but even at the maximum chance, it is impossible. At the accuracy at which I spoke, it mean that if it were a stationary target, they'd hit it easily, but like you stated there are a multitude of things that Hawk would enact in order to defeat them.
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Old 02-26-2008 , 18:53   Re: Karma
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This has been answered in issue #25.
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Old 02-26-2008 , 19:04   Re: Karma
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I like oranges. Can noobs refuel their energy on oranges?
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Old 02-26-2008 , 22:17   Re: Karma
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Except that not all women are noobs; every rule has an exception.

I AM THAT EXCEPTION.
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Old 02-26-2008 , 23:20   Re: Karma
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That, or you are so noob you have failed at acting noob and appear pro to all of us!

EDIT: Apparently Noob News is considered spam by Yahoo's guidelines.
REEDIT: Question. Do pros have any type of organized governing body in which they may somehow maintain control over the noobish masses? Also, if Pros can be ranked (you being "average pro"), are there such things as "noobish pros" (despite the oxymoron) to indicate a pro on the verge of noob infection?
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Old 02-27-2008 , 03:53   Re: Karma
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i remember when ppl got karma bombed for making a thread about "karma", yet here is this thread about "karma".....i'm confused

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Old 02-27-2008 , 07:02   Re: Karma
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That, or you are so noob you have failed at acting noob and appear pro to all of us!

EDIT: Apparently Noob News is considered spam by Yahoo's guidelines.
REEDIT: Question. Do pros have any type of organized governing body in which they may somehow maintain control over the noobish masses? Also, if Pros can be ranked (you being "average pro"), are there such things as "noobish pros" (despite the oxymoron) to indicate a pro on the verge of noob infection?
There used to be many pros, but now there's just me. I can't explain why they've disappeared as it's classified information. I definitely didn't pwn them all or anything. Nope. Definitely not. If you think that, I'll shit on your head.

As for the governing body question, the short answer is no. However, being pros, we naturally rule over noobs. In this sense, you could say that just by existing, we are the governing body. Also, a pro cannot become a noob and a noob cannot become a pro. Thus, there's no such thing as a "noobish pro". The rankings don't really mean anything anymore, but when the other pros were around, that's what I was considered.
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Old 02-27-2008 , 12:09   Re: Karma
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I think pros might have gone underground and left Hawk behind. OH NOEZ
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Old 02-27-2008 , 16:17   Re: Karma
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There used to be many pros, but now there's just me. I can't explain why they've disappeared as it's classified information. I definitely didn't pwn them all or anything. Nope. Definitely not. If you think that, I'll on your head.

As for the governing body question, the short answer is no. However, being pros, we naturally rule over noobs. In this sense, you could say that just by existing, we are the governing body. Also, a pro cannot become a noob and a noob cannot become a pro. Thus, there's no such thing as a "noobish pro". The rankings don't really mean anything anymore, but when the other pros were around, that's what I was considered.
Interesting....

Just wondering, for those of us (noobs) who don't understand the difference between pros and noobs, can you offer a summary using 5 words or less?
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