[Pro Patria Finland]

The doctor told me today, that I have this syndrome called "PHP." It makes me wildly slam things around the computer, scream in frustration (usually during awkward moments), and drink heavily.

Apparently, the only cure to my "PHP" is a medication called "IRL." But for a person like me, the doctor said, it's hard to get me any of that mysterious help.

But anyhows, today I found out that it's quite plausible to create a website that continues creating itself further, without me having to do anything. I shat bricks when I got it to work. But that's also when I found out, I have the PHP.

Are there any others who suffer from this ghastly disease?

[Howdy!]

"Hello, im Pro Patria finland and im computer addict"

Hello Pro Patria Finland

[Exolent[jNr]]

*clap clap clap* Good to have you here!

[Sean D]

oh darn i hope it's terminal

[Dores]

get well.

[Lord_Destros]

I'm sorry to hear that. I'd suggest staying away from Java though. Seeing how you given into heavy drinking, the two in combination can be a harmful choice.