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hoboman
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Old 04-24-2008 , 15:43   ham sandwich
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As we all know there is an amxx module written by sawce called "hamsandwich". A seemingly random thing to call a module? Not likely.
Bellow is a list of definitions of "ham sandsandwich". Which definition do you think the module got its name from?

definitions courtesy of urbandictionary.com


#1

'Hood term for a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham, with 'Ham' being taken from the word Brougham.

"...Back in the day I tossed hoes in the back of my ham sandwich." -Mac Dre


#2
When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth.


#3
A overweight sorority girl.

The hot ones always bring along the ham sandwichs.


#4
Wonder bread, Miracle Whip, american cheese and, of course, ham. The favorite food of the Hobo.

Willy was on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich.


#5
The ham sandwich can be invoked as a defense for someone who feels wrongfully accused. This comes from the saying that a good prosecutor could indict a ham sandwich, thereby pointing out that one should not presume the indicted is guilty.

Tom Delay, a congressional majority leader in the United States, was indicted on ethics violations. His colleagues came to his defense by invoking the "ham sandwich" defense. This defense became well known when Delay defender Senator Mike Rodgers confused the public by misusing the phrase when he said "... any attorney knows you can get an indictment with a ham sandwich." Obviously he meant "against a ham sandwich."


#6
When you're SUPER pissed off and want to say EVERY WORD IN THE BOOK, just say HAM SANDWICH and it takes care of ALL your problems!

I stubbed my toe, REALLY HARD..... "OH HAM SANDWICH!!!!!!"
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Old 04-24-2008 , 16:31   Re: ham sandwich
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more like ham smash em up
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Old 04-24-2008 , 19:50   Re: ham sandwich
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ooh mama?
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Old 04-24-2008 , 23:11   Re: ham sandwich
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When you approach a sleeping person, and gently lower your buttocks over their nasal cavity, sealing off air flow. When they open their mouth, gasping for air, strategically lower your nutsack into their mouth.
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Old 04-25-2008 , 06:36   Re: ham sandwich
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fill waffle iron with ham <--- illegal
Ye gods that is genius.

#2 ftw, however.
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