[anakin_cstrike]

I know they're old and known by almost everybody, but i've posted cuz they're owesome.

Chuck Norris does not wearing a wristwatch. He decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris will not have a heart-stroke. The heart is not so stupid to attack him.
Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with the gun full. And always win.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a gun under the pillow.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, so there is no life there.
Chuck Norris has been able to count to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can burn the ants with magnifying glass. During the night!
Chuck Norris once hit a horse in the beard. Descendants of that horse is now called giraffe.
You live because Chuck Norris has left you alive.
You know why children cry at birth? Because they know they will live in a world with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not spit, spittoon runs for fear of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has drowned a fish.
Chuck Norris has no hair down there ... hair does not grow on steel!
Why the Titanic sanked? Because Chuck Norris has not played in the movie
Chuck Norris has counted down from the infinite
Chuck Norris was born before his father
There is no atomic bomb...is just Chuck Norris falling from a plane and hiting the earth with his fists
Chuck Norris goes only through the desert to not die anyone around it
Chuck Norris took ten to all exams only because he answered "Chuck Norris" to all questions.

There are a lot of other jokes...

[IneedHelp]

Originally Posted by anakin_cstrike Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

what the ?!??!

[OneEyed]

I can clap with one hand. And whats worse than a Chuck Norris joke? A Chuck Norris joke with bad grammar.

[anakin_cstrike]

Originally Posted by OneEyed I can clap with one hand. And whats worse than a Chuck Norris joke? A Chuck Norris joke with bad grammar.

Sorry for that...