Anyone got any jokes?

eFrigid · **Author**

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What do you call a gay dinosour? a brunasourass brun-a-sour-ass

That one wasn't good though

Freecode · 11-17-2005 , 18:25

How do you get Pikachu on an airplane?

You Poke-him-on

PokeMUSH

v3x · 11-17-2005 , 18:48

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refridgerator?

The refridgerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out ;x

Here's one I found in PlayBoy:

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan ( one on one )

eFrigid · 11-17-2005 , 18:59

Lol

How do you no a female bartender is mad at you? If theres a string in your Bloody Mary

How is a walrus and tupperware both like? They both like a tight seal

SweatyBanana · 11-17-2005 , 21:05

amxmod.net

Quote:

topleware

*tupperware*

Peli · 11-17-2005 , 22:33

The best joke is...
I saw you walking down the street with only one shoe on and I said, "Hey man, did you lose a shoe?" You said, "No, I found one."
HAHA, okay, if you're slow come back and 30 minutes and you miiiiight get it...

uTg | bigpapajiggs · 11-17-2005 , 22:52

Ok, this one time, two Irish guys walked out of a bar.

XxAvalanchexX · 11-17-2005 , 23:04

What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?

Bigfoot has been spotted.

Jordan · 11-17-2005 , 23:26

A guy walks into a bar... ouch

Ok I'll come up with a better one later

Mik3h · 11-18-2005 , 03:45

Cops, to dumb to steal things, to lazy to work