Riddles thread - Page 5

fxfighter · 11-10-2008 , 10:16 Re: Riddles thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by minimiller

How many animals did Moses take on the ark?

2 of each

minimiller · 11-10-2008 , 10:28 Re: Riddles thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by PvtSmithFSSF

Noah took the animals on the ark...

Correct!
Moses didnt build the ark, noah did!
+k

Exolent[jNr] · 11-10-2008 , 14:38 Re: Riddles thread

Hah! That's the oldest one I know

Pro Patria Finland · 11-10-2008 , 16:47 Re: Riddles thread

An easy one, don't take this too seriously. Posting for the lulz.

What's quick with food, slow with updates and full of win?

Exolent[jNr] · 11-10-2008 , 17:48 Re: Riddles thread

Gaben.

drumzplaya13 · 11-10-2008 , 18:35 Re: Riddles thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pro Patria Finland

An easy one, don't take this too seriously. Posting for the lulz.

What's quick with food, slow with updates and full of win?

Dick? sperm is protein, its slow with updates once released and its full of win for the girl thats doing it do you. creative huh?

Heres one, if someone gets it I will give them +karma and praise.

Code:

With pointed fangs it sits in wait, 
With piercing force its doles out fate, 
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, 
Eternally joining in a single bite. 
What am I?

Code:

What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters taken away and still retain its original pronunciation?

You have a few hours till I give out the answer.

Pro Patria Finland · 11-11-2008 , 09:32 Re: Riddles thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exolent[jNr]

Gaben.

A winrar is you.

micke1101 · 11-12-2008 , 02:50 Re: Riddles thread

OK heres a easy 1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riddle

A nightguard at a fabrik came running to hes boss a morning and beged him to not go on vacation that day.He had goten a truedream same night, that the plane that hes boss was going with, would bring down.
The boss canceled his vacation, and that was lucky cause the plane bringed down, but the nightguard got fired.
Why?

As usual right answer +k

drumzplaya13 · 11-12-2008 , 05:26 Re: Riddles thread

Heres one, if someone gets it I will give them +karma and praise.

Code:

With pointed fangs it sits in wait, 
With piercing force its doles out fate, 
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, 
Eternally joining in a single bite. 
What am I?

Code:

What English word can have 4 of its 5 letters taken away and still retain its original pronunciation?

From my earlier post, the answer is a Stapler.

And the other answer is Queue

micke1101 · 11-13-2008 , 03:41 Re: Riddles thread

[clue]Think of what job he got and what he had done while he got this vision

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