[iPodRx]

Little did they know, one of the gabenians had disguised himself as a turtle, and during the reconstructiong of the turtle lord, he slipped a virus into his system, that can be remotely activated to kill him slowly.

Gaben loses weight and now command his army completely without any issues with breathing and such.

[Lord_Destros]

Archelon Ischyros discovers the gabenian's identity and threatens it with a plate of spinache upon which the gabenian surrenders the antidote.

Meanwhile Gaben has become addicted to the soy cookies and is becoming anarexic!

[george7004]

Gabens forces prepare to assassinate the turtles with Super Combine soldiers

[g3x]

The Turtles backfire the Gabens plan therfore the Turtles have now gotten Basic-Master in for hostie, wait we are having contact that Leader Turtle has just eaten gaben mod!!! the only way to recieve it back is by eating the turtle and pooping out the mod!!

[codraptor]

Turtle Lord sends out his best turtle ninja to Gabens base dressed as Gaben! Confusing Gabens bots he sends them to a deserted island and then... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... BOOM!!! The island was nuked! After destroying Gabens bots the Turtle Lord and many many of his followers go to Gabens base... They capture Gaben and brutaly torture him only to find it was the Turtle Lord's best turtle ninja! Gabens bots are somehow unaffected by radiation charge in the Turtle Lord's base. They capture the Turtle Lord but then... (you finish the rest)

[Lord_Destros]

codraptor, wait for the Gaben supporters to post first. The Turtle Lord can't attack twice in a row. codraptor's post doesn't take effect yet.

[TheNewt]

Gaben, gaben gabens gab gabenities gabenatious gaben!
Gab the Gaben-lord gaben BOOM gaben??
Turtle: We com-gab-p-be-ce, su-ben-der-no-be-w!

O.o thats what happens when the ninja lord tries to explain that hes really gaben in desguise but foolishly ate gabens food in the process and go a gaben virus, and now can barely speck the turtle

[Lord_Destros]

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Is what a turtle says when it tries to speak gabonian and tries to say 'We have discoverred your disguise and will lure you into a carefully laid out trap which will in the end have a turtle be put into your skull to use you to control the rest of the gabenians.

[george7004]

Then suddenly! POOF!

It wasnt gaben at all!!! it was Gordon Freeman with his trusty crowbar fighting off the turtles while gaben prepares another deadly g-man assault


strange but funny nonetheless

[Charming]

Originally Posted by george7004 Then suddenly! POOF! It wasnt gaben at all!!! it was Gordon Freeman with his trusty crowbar fighting off the turtles while gaben prepares another deadly g-man assault strange but funny nonetheless

Bump threads much?