[TheNewt]

Chicken pot LIES by Marie Calenders

[hoboman]

Dead Ms. Suzuka,


I have recently purchased a Saguaro cactus for my apartment. As I came home, I put the cactus on my bed and went to the bathroom to freshen up. As I came out of the shower I slipped on an ice cube and landed butt first on my bed. Now I have a cactus firmly implanted in my rectum and I am not sure how to get it out.

This incident has been of great inconvenience to me as I think the cactus has started blooming and I am constantly being stalked by birds and various insects. It has now become terribly awkward for me to go outside and reside in public places.

Please suggest to me some ways that I may rid myself of this problem and PLEASE REPLY TO MY YESTERDAY'S PM.


Yours sincerely,



hoboman

[Lord_Destros]

Though I am not in any way affiliated with Suzuka, a Pro once told me Liquid Gaben will work...though I don't quite remember what it will work for .

[TheNewt]

:O

[fxfighter]

Originally Posted by Lord_Destros Liquid Gaben

Its a secret unit that is trying to secretly import cake to this country after the portal incident.

1337 friendly translation:

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[Twilight Suzuka]

Originally Posted by hoboman Dead Ms. Suzuka, I have recently purchased a Saguaro cactus for my apartment. As I came home, I put the cactus on my bed and went to the bathroom to freshen up. As I came out of the shower I slipped on an ice cube and landed butt first on my bed. Now I have a cactus firmly implanted in my rectum and I am not sure how to get it out. This incident has been of great inconvenience to me as I think the cactus has started blooming and I am constantly being stalked by birds and various insects. It has now become terribly awkward for me to go outside and reside in public places. Please suggest to me some ways that I may rid myself of this problem and PLEASE REPLY TO MY YESTERDAY'S PM. Yours sincerely, hoboman

Garden trowel

[TheNewt]

O:

[Lord_Destros]

Originally Posted by fxfighter Its a secret unit that is trying to secretly import cake to this country after the portal incident. 1337 friendly translation:

Why was I affiliated with such a cult!?!?!?

[Roach]

Originally Posted by Twilight Suzuka Garden trowel

Fuck the trowel..

Use a pickaxe.

[fxfighter]

Originally Posted by Roach Use a pickaxe.

its more effective but harder to aim with try using a sledgehammer.
You just cant miss!