[uTg | bigpapajiggs]

You mean I just ate what Mexicans are baptized in O_O.

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A man and his wife are golfing and they come to a tee of a par 5 with million dollar mansions one side of the fairway( a little out of the way of course ) and the man says to his wife " you better not slice it or we will be paying a large bill for a broken window" he then goes up and hits his drive dead center. The wife goes up, and even with her husbands warning, she slices it into the houses and breaks a window. The husband now angry, says that they should go apologize and pay for the window repairs.

They walk up to the door, knock and the door opens itself very slowly. As they walk in, they see sitting in a living room, a man on a couch, a broken vase, and the broken window where the ball had come through. The husband starts to apologize when he is interupted by the man on the couch as the man says " do not apologize, for i am a genie who was stuck in the vase, and you have released me... i shall now grant you three wishes." The couple now shocked, reveal two of their 3 wishes. The husband wanted money, and the wife, a mansion. The genie granted them and then asked them if he himself could use their last wish. The couple agreed that since he had done so much for them, they could allow this. He wished to have sex with wife of the couple. The husband wasn't positive at first, but agreed because of how nice he was to them. So the Genie and wife went upstaris and had amazing sex, and after they were done, the genie asked the wife of the couple "how old is your husband?" she replied.. "40" and the genie then replies "HES 40 AND HE STILL BELIEVES IN GENIES?

[Beast6120]

heres a childish one for ya guys
say it as fast as you can out loud
EYE
M
SOFA
KING
WE
TODD
ED

Finish this yourself or
say it to someone else

knock-knock
whos there
i eat mop


Two guys are sitting at a bar when one says to the other
"Wanna make a bet" "sure" replys the other man
first guy says "I bet you 500$ I can jump from the roof of this building and get back up to it before you count to 10" The second guy seeing this as a sure thing agrees to it. They go to the top, dude jumps, comes back in 8 seconds. Second guy is like... "whoa... how you do that." Dude says "Just immagine yourself floating." Guy jumps splats all over the ground dude goes back to the bar. Bartender looks up at dude and says "Superman you can be a real dick sometimes."

whats the diff between a black man and a pizza

pizza can feed a family


Three guys are sitting around a fire
a russian
a mexican
a white guy
there drinking bsing and what not when all of a sudden the russian takes his bottle of vodka and throws it in the air and shoots it
the white dude and the mexican are likt dude whats your problem
the russian says eh we have plenty of vodka where i come from
they go about there business when unexpectedly the mexican shoots his bottle of tequila and say hey we got more than you can drink where i come from. about 15 minute goes by everything is calm and bamb the white dude shoots the mexican. The russian guy is freaking out now. He says why, why did you shoot him. The white guy says Its like you said we have more of them than we need.

Im not racist these are just for fun you can put anything in there you want.
This one is a bit risky but oh well

Whats the diff between a Jewish person and a peperoni pizza


pizzas dont scream in the oven.....OOOOOO OUCH.... if its too much or racy just delet it from my post...I mean no offense to anyone...If you want to make fun of me if i offended you.
23 yrs old white 6'4" 220lbs employed college engaged

2 couples are going to the airport one couple is gay the other lesbian
who gets there first

lesbians, they get there lickity split, while the gay guys are still packing

I know more but ill see how these sit first

[v3x]

Cmon now, this is getting too out of hand with the racial stuff. The one I said wasn't that bad particulary because it was out of PlayBoy ;]

Lock?

[Beast6120]

So bc you read it out of a magazine its ok... well i read these off the internet so they must be allright as well. Also like i said im not trying to be racist, they are funny jokes, no matter how you look at it.

[Xanimos]

What did billy the deaf, blind, home-less kid get for christmas? ... cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
10 dead babies in a trash can.
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One live one at the bottom.
What's worse than that?
It eats it's way out?
What's worse than that?
It goes back for seconds.

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Little girl: "Mommy, I just found out the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut!"
Mommy: "You mean it's small?"
Little girl: "No, it's salty."

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Little boy: "Daddy, what does a vagina look like?"
Daddy: "Well before sex it looks like a beautiful pink rose."
Little boy: "What about after sex?"
Daddy: "Well have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?"

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I'll stop here.

[v3x]

You're sick

[uTg | bigpapajiggs]

agreed. the one with the bulldog made me gag.

[eFrigid]

Ya it did -_- Lol but anyways... Can we keep them clean now

[BAILOPAN]

When cleaning out my grandma's house we found this book of "Little Willy rhymes. I can only remember two:

Little Willy, full of hell,
Pushed his sister down the well,
And there she stays, because it kil't her,
And now we have to buy a filter.

Little Willy had a gun,
He punctured Grandma just for fun,
When Father saw what he had done,
zomG I FORGOT THE LAST LINE


someone find the name of this book so I can get it again

[eFrigid]

Originally Posted by BAILOPAN When cleaning out my grandma's house we found this book of "Little Willy rhymes. I can only remember two: Little Willy, full of hell, Pushed his sister down the well, And there she stays, because it kil't her, And now we have to buy a filter. Little Willy had a gun, He punctured Grandma just for fun, When Father saw what he had done, zomG I FORGOT THE LAST LINE someone find the name of this book so I can get it again

Lmao great one's BAILOPAN