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v3x
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Old 11-18-2005 , 04:10  
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How do you fit four gay guys on a barstool?

Turn it upside-down ;x
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Old 11-18-2005 , 04:58  
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v3x u seem to know alot about gay people...........
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Old 11-18-2005 , 05:09  
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Just the jokes....

Personally, I loathe them.
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Old 11-18-2005 , 08:35  
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How is eating Pu**y and being in the mafia both alike? One slip of the tongue and your done for
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Mik3h
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Old 11-18-2005 , 08:36  
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efrigit your amxx avatar is wrong...

its like: xamx

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Old 11-18-2005 , 08:39  
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Ya i noticed that too..

Well actually kensai noticed it first. But anyway im going to change it when i get home
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Old 11-18-2005 , 15:03  
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Once upon a time there was a boy called Larry...suddenly a man pops out from nowhere and tells him to run into a wall to catch the train!

I never get that story right
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Jeff Mitchell
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Old 11-18-2005 , 15:50  
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A wife and husband are lying in bed and suddenly the husband goes "Touchdown 6-0!" The wife says "Honey, what the hell are you doing?" Then she goes "Touchdown 6-6!!" A few seconds later the husband goes "TOUCHDOWN 12-6!!!" The wife says "TOUCHDOWWNNNNNNNNN 12-12!!!" The husband is just so furious, hes gonna lose to a girl. The husband then goes "Touchdown 18-12!!!" Then he blows a whistle... "beeeeep" The wife says "Honey, whats the whistle for?" The husband says "It's halftime and I just shit the bed."

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Old 11-18-2005 , 16:14  
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what?
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Old 11-18-2005 , 16:19  
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so they was farting and calling it a touchdown. Very human like
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