List of important things:
1. Respect you'r mother.
2. Respect you'r father.
3. Do not hit anyone.
4. Do not steal.
5. Do not flame.
7. You didn't see that there is no number 6.
8. You checked if number 7 is true.
9. You are laughing now.
10. You are double laughing because you understand the joke ;)