Oh, hi, it's wickedd, the most unhelpful poster in the forums!
Turns out, I did search. All I could find was this ridiculous program at hltv.org, which is not what I want. I just want a simple script, not an amxx plugin, which I also don't want because not all of the servers have amxx installed. (Furthermore, my hltv servers are located on a completely different machine on a completely different LAN, so that plugin wouldn't work even if I did have amxx on all my servers.)
Maybe you could finally put me on your ignore list so you don't feel the need to constantly post complete and utter shit to my threads all the time?