[SweatyBanana]

Yea post some more jokes here...like V3X...


Chuck norris only sleeps with men because hes already slept with all the women.

[Zenith77]

Chunk Norris doesnt dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

[Bend3R]

Originally Posted by SweatyBanana Chuck norris only sleeps with men because hes already slept with all the women.

yeah sure have he do it with my grandmother? (just joke not my grandmother on the picture)

[Proach]

Once, someone claimed that chuck norris did not slept with his grandma.
But, -godlike as chuck is- he heard that and roundkicked that guy
since then his name wasn't bend3r but blend3d

[Basic-Master]

hey, do not make fun of Chuck Norris. He's an awesome guy and I respect him. especially because of his awesome homepage.
oh, hello, I'm Chuck Norris btw.

[cybermind]

Chuck Norris is not only sick of Chuck Norris jokes, he will kill anyone who makes them.

[gunsniper]

Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? - Chuck norris's fist!

[v3x]

Originally Posted by Basic-Master hey, do not make fun of Chuck Norris. He's an awesome guy and I respect him. especially because of his awesome homepage. oh, hello, I'm Chuck Norris btw.

"KICKSTART"? Crap, I hope he doesn't mean roundhouse kick

Edit: Dude, he's 66-years-old

[Willmaker]

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

[GHW_Chronic]

I'm all for the chuck norris jokes, but i don't like that newton's 3rd law one.
Wasn't that his first law?
Isn't the whole in your body and the at least 10 mile flight from a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick the equal reaction?

:-P