Ya like that woman that sued McDonalds for an ungodly amount. Because she got a second degree burn... From a pickle slice
From
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1276819.stm
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The McDonald's fast food chain has settled a lawsuit brought by an American woman who claimed she was disfigured by an extremely hot pickle.
Details of the deal are being kept secret, but court papers said it did not amount to an admission of liability on the part of McDonald's.
Veronica Martin filed a lawsuit claiming $110,000 damages for medical bills, lost wages and mental pain and anguish.
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It (McDonald's) was once ordered to pay $2.7m dollars to a woman who spilled a cup of coffee into her lap.
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But the implications of the case terrified businesses so much that they began to label their goods with warnings that are blindingly obvious.
Most take-away coffee cups now bear a cautionary sign saying "hot coffee can be dangerous".
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Soulution... Put this in you MOTD
"Warning this Server may reconfigure, alter, change, fuck up, or otherwise manipulate files on your computer"
(I hope I didnt just give anyone any ideas
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