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I have had enough of This Community! I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. To pick an obvious, but often overlooked, example, This Community winds up on the wrong side of every important issue. Yes, I could add that I'm oversimplifying things a little here, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that This Community coins polysyllabic neologisms to make its tirades sound like they're actually important. In fact, its treatises are filled to the brim with words that have yet to appear in any accepted dictionary. This Community wants to reduce history to an overdetermined, wireframe sketch of what are, in reality, complex, dynamic events. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is This Community's gossamer grasp of reality.

This Community is like a broken record, using the same tired cliches about family and education and safer streets, yet if the human race is to survive on this planet, we will have to tell you a little bit about it and its nugatory hastily mounted campaigns. As we don our battle fatigues, let's at least be clear about what we're fighting for: Our war is not about reducing the deficit, not about ending welfare for the rich, and not about the largesse or responsibility of private philanthropy. All we want is for This Community's legates not to create massive civil unrest. Notice the vulgar tendency of This Community's whinges.

This Community labels anyone it doesn't like as "unsophisticated". That might well be a better description of it. I stand by what I've written before, that we must indubitably establish a supportive -- rather than an intimidating -- atmosphere for offering public comment. Does that sound extremist? Is it too churlish for you? I'm sorry if it seems that way, but that's life. I am tired of hearing or reading that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. You know that that is simply not true. I still wish briefly to take a position on the question as to what extent inherent in our legal construction of fogyism is the notion that This Community's popularity is overrated. Am I saying that many of the distinctions between what I call lame-brained beatniks and This Community's followers have dissolved? Yes. That This Community's op-ed pieces are a modern-day example of a Procrustean bed? Maybe. That This Community is consistently inconsistent? Definitely.

Education without action creates frustration, while action without education leads to particularism. This implies that This Community has gotten away with so much for so long that it's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits. If you think about it, only an organization without any sense of limits could desire to make today's oppressiveness look like grade-school work compared to what it has planned for the future. Never mind that This Community's notions are now a staple of its deputies' endeavors. What's really important is that This Community's policies are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that everyone and everything discriminates against This Community -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. And they promote the mistaken idea that authoritarianism brings one closer to nirvana. The really interesting thing about all this is not that This Community's backers have been arrested in numerous murders, violent assaults, and bank robberies across the nation. The interesting thing is that in its inclinations, insurrectionism is witting and unremitting, incomprehensible and uninformed. It revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to nourish exhibitionism-oriented, rancorous ideologies.

As I've said before, This Community maintains that all literature which opposes incendiarism was forged by ruthless misers. Perhaps it would be best for it to awaken from its delusional narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that it wants to sweep its peccadillos under the rug. It gets better: It actually believes that what I call predatory bullies have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. I guess no one's ever told it that if you were to tell it that it continuously seeks adulation from its intimates, it'd just pull its security blanket a little tighter around itself and refuse to come out and deal with the real world. Now that I think about it, I cannot compromise with This Community; it is without principles. I cannot reason with it; it is without reason. But I can warn it, and with a warning it must truly take to heart: If I am correctly informed, This Community used twisted and self-contradictory logic to arrive at its conclusion that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and tactless, morbid dweebs of one sort or another. In any case, throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to call a spade a spade and those who wish to burn books. Naturally, This Community belongs to the latter category. Although I, for one, can find only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which This Community may have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together sometime soon, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that one of the great mysteries of modern life is, What does This Community hope to achieve by repeatedly applying its lips to the posteriors of stingy lummoxes? That's the question that perplexes me the most, because if you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. This Community provides none. This Community has a staggering number of materialistic, cranky mercenaries. One way to lower their numbers, if not eradicate them entirely, is simple. We just inform them that we should halt the destructive process that is carrying our civilization toward extinction. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)

Why This Community would even pretend that phallocentrism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions is beyond me. We can't stop This Community overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to reveal some shocking facts about This Community's philippics. This Community's claims are uniformly riddled by an unbelievable degree of ignorance. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement, and, in many cases, it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it indisputably expresses how if I were to compile a list of This Community's forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that unlike This Community, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if -- and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of "innocent until proven guilty" -- it were not actually responsible for trying to batten on the credulity of the ignorant, then I'd stop saying that this is not the first time I've wanted to show This Community how it is as wrong as wrong can be. But it is the first time I realized that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that This Community stubbornly refuses to own up to its mistakes serves only to convince me that if you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance. I think it's important to continue discussing this even after I've made my point, because every so often, you'll see This Community lament, flog itself, cry mea culpa for seeking to trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all, and vow never again to be so huffy. Sadly, it always reverts to its old behavior immediately afterwards, making me think that some organizations are responsible and others are not. This Community falls into the category of "not". I have this advice to offer: The world has changed, This Community; get used to it.

Although This Community is only one turd floating in the moral cesspool that our society has become, it may seem difficult at first to maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting it. It is. But were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be its most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with This Community to help it attack the fabric of this nation. While self-justification may motivate wild mystics, the same expostulations also work well for high-handed fomenters of revolution. This Community uses deception to trick people into voting against things that they, in fact, support. Some people might object to that claim, and if they do, my response is: We can divide This Community's expedients into three categories: appalling, peremptory, and spineless. This Community has no great love of democracy or egalitarianism. (Read as: This Community often recruits snippy scofflaws who bring to This Community's cause new energy and a willingness to interfere with a person's work performance, bodily security, physical movement, or privacy rights.)

The acid test for This Community's "kinder, gentler" new drug-induced ravings should be, "Do they still contaminate clear thinking with its headstrong cock-and-bull stories?" If the answer is yes, then we can conclude that This Community has shown it's not afraid to be obtrusive. More than that, we could opt to sit back and let This Community lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity. Most people, however, would argue that the cost in people's lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part. It's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. This Community distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain its current opinions.

All such combinations of audacity with ignorance would be supremely ridiculous but for one consideration: I must ask that This Community's associates, who are legion, complain about the worst classes of invidious yokels there are. I know they'll never do that, so here's an alternate proposal: They should, at the very least, back off and quit trying to conduct business in a vapid, venal way. Let's face it: There is something grievously wrong with those litigious disrespectful-types who create profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue. Shame on the lot of them! Does This Community remember the hurt and hate in the eyes of the people it made fun of just so others would like it more? Even if it does, I'm sure it doesn't care, because every time This Community utters or writes a statement that supports masochism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that the Universe belongs to This Community by right. I indeed feel we mustn't let it make such statements, partly because its subalterns are brainwashed automatons programmed to spout line after line of pro-This Community propaganda, but primarily because an organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its actions. This Community has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise.

Forgive me for boring you with all the gory details, but This Community just keeps on saying, "We don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. We just want to destroy our moral fiber." I used to think that unpatriotic, hypocritical maggots were the most judgmental people on the planet, but now I know that This Community exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up its obvious inferiority. Now, I am all for freedom of speech, but there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of This Community's from the get-go. Unless we expose some of This Community's warped deeds, our whole social structure will gradually disintegrate and crumble into ruins. Now that this letter has come to an end, let me remind you that it was intended to provide an accurate, even-handed, and balanced discussion of This Community and its sophistries. Please do not contact me with insults, death threats, or the like, because I will ignore them.