How did the jury find him not-guilty?? HE SLEPT WITH LITTLE KIDS AND GAVE THEM WINE IN COKE CANS AND CALLED IT "JESUS JUICE" FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! Jeez, he's guilty, we all know it. I think him and Macaulay Culkin still have an on-going relationship of some sort.
Quote:
MJ: "Hey Culky, want some Jesus juice? It'll make you feel better."
Culkin: "Sure Mikey."
MJ: "Here, let me tuck you in."
Culkin: "Mikey"
MJ: "Yes my little Culky Wulky?"
Culkin: "I feel dizzy, and tired"
MJ: "It's ok hun, here.. let me tuck you in"
To be continued ...
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EDIT: Made typo on the poll
