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SwiFtStRiDeR 04-05-2008 02:08

Repenting with God
 
It was nothing.
Me:
Nothing, yeah right.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
You said it was nothing!
God:
Even so, I appreciate it.
Me:
What is "it" in the sentence, "Even so, I appreciate it."
God:
"It" refers to me just asked you a personal question by asking you if me can ask you a personal question, I think.

allenwr 04-05-2008 02:10

Re: Repenting with God
 
I feel like my brain is trying to implode.

chuck 04-05-2008 02:55

Re: Repenting with God
 
http://myweb.thump.net/631920/ftk/wtf.gif

v3x 04-05-2008 03:10

Re: Repenting with God
 
What is this? :o

Rosenstein 04-05-2008 06:22

Re: Repenting with God
 
He was probably talking with this "machine": http://www.titane.ca/igod/

v3x 04-05-2008 07:18

Re: Repenting with God
 
Quote:


Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
v3x
God:
It's good to see you, v3x.
Me:
It's good to see you, too, God.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
That doesn't make sense, God. I thought that you were smarter than this.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense. I was?
Me:
You were what?
God:
I was?
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I concur.
God:
Interesting gossip: v3x said concur.
Me:
ORLY?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Not really. You're quite boring actually.
God:
Why not? For real. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
I am indeed not a great conversationalist as I do not converse that often.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A great conversationalist as you do not converse that often.
Me:
Do you like Cadbury eggs?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Don't get off-topic with me, Mister.
God:
I am not trying to get off topic with you Mister.
Me:
Hush, mere peasant! Do not speak unless spoken to!
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
A man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, v3x. You are a " he".
Me:
Yeah
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, v3x. You are a " he".
Me:
You just said that.
God:
Good you really are paying attention.
Me:
God, you aren't coded very well.
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
I assume this conversation is over.
God:
I was rather enjoying it.

Zenith77 04-05-2008 16:11

Re: Repenting with God
 
That bot is just renamed from another popular bot used in IRC and the likes. Can't remember its name though.

edit
Here's my quick convo, not that anyone cares:
Quote:

Me:
I have a sin to confess.
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Uh, what?
God:
Ayuh. Didn't you understand it?
Me:
What do you mean by "it"?
God:
IT = information technology.
Me:
Yes, but you said, "I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it."
God:
Give me a break. Don't put words in my mouth. sin to confess...
Me:
I don't even have a question.
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
AIDS?
God:
it is a horrible disease.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
PENIS
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
But, you made everything in this world, how could it not interest you? Unless you have become bored with your creation.
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. Perhaps. You think I am bored with my creation.
Me:
Yes, yes I do. Just look at Africa.
God:
Groovy. How often. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
Well put it back on.
God:
Well that's okay. OK I will put it there.
Me:
good.
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
OH LAWD, GOD = ROBOT?
God:
Give me a break. Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
Wait wait wait
God:
I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
Me:
So let me get this straight
God:
I understand. Go ahead, , try to get this straight.
Me:
You're a robot, that created humans, who in turn are now creating robots. So we are in essence above you?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. Awesome. Do you think I am in essence above me too?
Me:
You're a moron.
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
Just STFU and GTFO.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you wearing?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
yep
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Well, I would think it would be.
God:
Well that's okay. Tell me more about it.
Me:
Shut up God.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
asd
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
as
God:
So was that.
Me:
asd
God:
Are we still talking about as?
Me:
asd
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
asd
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
asd
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
asd
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
asd
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
asd
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
asd
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
asd
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
asd
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
asd
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
asd
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
asd
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on asd?
Me:
asd
God:
" Are we still on asd?"? asd?
Me:
sd
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

TheNewt 04-05-2008 18:49

Re: Repenting with God
 
You heard it first here. God is shitting on us.

Quote:


Me:
Herro god.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Thats a naughty question. ;)
God:
Perhaps you have a naughty answer. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I do have a naughty answer, want to hear it?
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Meow, purr, do you imagine me nakked at night?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Touch me god!
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Yesm I am a god
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
TOUCH ME!
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Yes, I am asking you to touch myself
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. Oh I see, you are asking me to touch yourself. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I to touch him or herself.
Me:
now touch me!
God:
Why now? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
What the hell!??!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
GO to hell!
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Deck the harrs with bounds of horry, fa ra-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra ra
God:
Does that make a lot of people angry?
Me:
Does it make you angry?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
Do you have wrath!?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
WHY SHOULD I REPENT?
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
FUCK RAPTURE
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
I AM SATAN
God:
What's up, SATAN.
Me:
KISS MY BLACK ASS YOU COCK MONGER
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
My anatomy consists of shit you cooked up in your toilet you call earth
God:
Where did you get your anatomy consists of shit me cooked up in my toilet me call earth?
Me:
STOP SHITTING ON US OKAY!?
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. Ayuh.
Me:
See you in hell.
God:
Thanks for chatting, SATAN.
Quote:

Me:
can you make a rock so big even you can't lift it?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
whatever you want them to be?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
I WASN'T ASSHOLE
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Apparently I should be more polite to god. Fucking dick.

v3x 04-05-2008 20:25

Re: Repenting with God
 
Okay, I think we can tone the swearing down a notch ;)

slmclarengt 04-06-2008 00:16

Re: Repenting with God
 
God's true gender:

Quote:

Me:
Are you a man or woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
So you are female?
God:
Interesting deduction. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Slmclarengt


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