Funny bible verse
If you are looking for a chuckle in the bible, go to Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Online Link:http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...12&version=31; if you dont think that this is real check your bible if you have one |
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i know right
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I like the King James version better. Its more poetic.
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Wow...
And people actually take this book LITERALLY?!? |
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You'd be surprised!
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Mark 11:12-14
The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it. Mark 11:19-25 In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter remembered and said to Jesus, "Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!" |
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I read the bible sometimes. It's a great book to get some inspiration on some of your toughest times.
Other people think the bible is shit though and most of them take it too literal. But if it's just a joke to start a laugh, that's a good one. |
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But admittedly, I got a chuckle to. And if you're a guy, I don't know why you're complaining it's in there =p. |
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