Freestyle

[Freecode]

Anyone here noes how to? Or at least noe how to write some good lyrics?
if yes wanna battle?

[SniperBeamer]

SniperBeamer sets mode +bored Freecode

[Freecode]

now u dont mind if i kills u with my rhymes?

[IceMouse[WrG]]

Ugh @ Rap

Hip-hop is good, while rap sucks ass

[Freecode]

lol. this one kid from London chalanged me to a battle.
Here is what i wrote in a few minuts.

was the beef home boy huh? thought i was lying eh?
Told ya i was shoping for your coffin. Took me a few minuts to pick it out:

Why iz you quiet when i spit this rhyme out
Dis aint a hideout, dont drop the mic now!
Dont think i wont find you, Sadam iz right beside you
Walk with him cuz i dont like you
I dont think its right for me to fight you
Dont wanna fill this coffin with no family beside you
OK i wont lie to you, i can make Nas give the 'One Mic" to you
No one likes you!
Your just a kilobyte in goldmic's garbage file, with no profile
and no rhyme style like a fly with no wings out.
So drop your mic down, get a chair and sit down
Learn something from a pro while i take a shit pile
On your rhyme style, dont need no mic now
Your next to find out, open your mouth and see my shit flow down.
go to the next round, ill spit same shit out
no mic out , straigh up raw fight
only one person goin home tonight

* I just hope you enjoyed your coffin cuz ima close it next time i do this shit. Dont be pussy.

I dont noe yet what he wrote but i will post his comeback.

[IceMouse[WrG]]

Sheesh "iz"

[Freecode]

here is his come back.

Yo
Nemesis
You see this battle? its a petite thing//
Cause I got more beef then burger king//
people I dont know why Im battling this computer freak//
Its like 2pac vs bill gates ,thug vs geek//
Cause u be on the computer 24/8//(overcomputered)
Bitch u know its the truth so stop bitching aiight mate?//
My dick can still taste that pussy from ur mum//
It still hungry so its going back for ur girls pum//
But your mum probably will come back first//
But I ill refuse that fish pussy of hers?it cant gte much worst//
I dono how many dicks been in ur mothers vigina//
Its had black white Pakistan and even a few hundred from china//
Ur lyrics are cheap and there made in Taiwan//
But u act all Jamaican its sound even worse mon//
Cause u a bumbclat rasclat fucking wigga//
U tell me ur not white u tell me ur a nigga//
Bich please..ur makin me(us all) laugh//
Ur no black man u just NEVER bath//
Cuase poowy ,U a shame in the rap industry//
U talk like a emcee while Ur verse has been copie`d//
I can smell u thru my headphones//
U smell like a old man u smell like ur old death gran bones//


who do you think won? me or the chalanger? (honestly) no h8

[Krin]

You rhyme better, but I gotta say his comeback is pretty funny.

[IceMouse[WrG]]

You win because he's retarded? "You just never bath"?
"Cause u be on the computer 24/8//(overcomputered)"
24/8?! God is he retarded... And the addition of "Overcomputered"
"Its like 2pac vs bill gates ,thug vs geek//" I'm glad 2pac is gone... And Bill Gates is the richest man alive... Congrats Freecode, you got a compliment

[Freecode]

lol too many yo mamma jokes these days. its getting old.

[ThorW634]

on Wc3 whenever i completely destroy someone, they always bust out mom jokes, i just dont understand how these kiddies get kicks out of mom jokes. Whenever i hear one i tend to tune it out and pretend it was never mentioned... :roll:

[Dygear]

My dick can still taste that pussy from ur mum

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Teaser.

MOTHER JOKES ARE SO OLD...SO ARE INSULTS ABOUT ONE'S MOTHER. LIKE THE BIGGEST
INSULT ONE CAN FACE IS AN INSULT ABOUT ONE'S MOTHER.

[KoTeX]

i challenge u!

[QwertyAccess]

hahaha his comback is really funny but freecode wins.

[AssKicR]

Freecode 1 - 0 :D

[KoTeX]

CMON DONT PUSSY OUT ON AN AZN WHO DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO RHYME

[Arucard]

Im truthfully sorry.... But the challenger and the opponent are both wack. It took you minutes to write that? Jesus christ... You need some work man. The other dude just said one thing that was funny, which was the thug vs geek. Based on both of those rhymes the winner is = None. I kiss no ass and that flow was retarded sorry to say. This is by no means a flame. So please dont take it that way.

[QwertyAccess]

Arucard why dont you challenge them then :D

[Arucard]

I have no problem writing out my flows. I just cant spit. I try to but I think too fast and the words come out all fuxored. Ive written around 2 notebooks worth of battling with my friends. I mean ive messed around with verbal battling and did good twice. the rest I got my ass handed to me. But written im ok I guess. :) Ill post some if youd liek to see.

[QwertyAccess]

hehe go ahead.

[Arucard]

This was one of the first flows I ever wrote. Its called Sarcastic Rhymes Its short but has some goo d punch lines:

My rhymes are like guns all they need is bullets
My words are hideous like a kid with a mullet

Yo skills are sick like a bitch wit aids
Yo style is whack like when aks spray

You make no sense , fuck that you senseless
Im like the plane that hit the pentagon, Ill leave you defenseless
Im like a cat thats gets no sleep
Straight up restless
Im like asthma leavin you and yo niggas straight up breathless

Im like books on racks stacking up shelves
You short like that keebler nigga families full of elves

My rhymes are like arrows comin straight from a bow
Yo rhymes is like static interruptin my flow.

** This was not a serious flow at all I was laughing the whole damn time lol **

[QwertyAccess]

whats a serious one :o

[Arucard]

lol it was for fun :) I was staring at my ugly ass friends face the whole time

[BigBaller]

"writing my flows"

You relize once you right down a flow that is not longer called a freestyle, that is called a song, most songs are written down, that is why there are song writers, righting down a freestyle no longer makes it a freestyle.

Freestyle = Spur of the moment Mic Spitting.

Writting something down no longer makes that spur of the moment mic spitting :P :)

[Arucard]

I was writing down what I thought at that pont in time. It was a spur of the moment type thing because I was saying that through paper to my boy. But yes technically you are right.

[Freecode]

No offence arucard but you rhyme doesnt have an "all that" flow.

[Freecode]

"Ill use your face as my shooting target
Try to move and ill take off the safety button"
tell me that aint tight? i might use it in mynext battle. Just came up wid it.

[Arucard]

Offense. None taken. But your rhymes are truly out of sync. And as I said that was just for fun. Onto a smore serious matter its different. And no that aint tight at all. It sounds like a run on line. No offense.

[Freecode]

then u must not noe how to freestyle at all. :D

[Arucard]

know* And with rhymes like that, I wouldnt freestyle at all. Freestyle about things your surrounded by. Not fake ass shit invented or popped up into your head. Freestyling isnt about shit you see on tv, its about what you know. So stick to what you know and stray away from the guns. Next thing your gonna end up speaking about is the projects and how life is there. So please dont get too involved into your flow. No offense.

[Freecode]

haha. thatnk you for telling me exactly what freestyle is NOT.
trust me i noe what it is. and dont need to be tought from some1 that dont noe what it is. or even have a small clue about it.
thats it ova. dont even argue.dont even post anything.

[|2ob]

all i hear is "blah.. blah.. blah.."


:twisted: 8) ** Turns up Mudvayne ** 8) :twisted:

[Arucard]

haha. thatnk you for telling me exactly what freestyle is NOT.
trust me i noe what it is. and dont need to be tought from some1 that dont noe what it is. or even have a small clue about it.
thats it ova. dont even argue.dont even post anything.

People like you make otha niggas sick. You think you this and think you that when you know nothing of what yous peak of. As I said learn about what you freestyle. And ask any GOOD freestyle artist about what its about. Loyd banks of g-unit, jin, posta boy, dmx, jay z, eminem, proof of d12, twista and the list goes on. Freestylign is about what you know and what you been through. Not fake as shit as you keep on posting. Oh Ill take my gun . Youre real fuckin original. Youre fake. Grow up and admit it. Get over yourself.

[IceMouse[WrG]]

Ladies, please don't be haters

By the way, Eminem sucks ass

[Arucard]

Posta boy's Jurassic Harlem. Now thats a hot ass freestyle. Freeway's freestyles, beenie siegels freestyles, Jins im a ruff ryder. Tony yayo's freestyles One of yayo's rhymes is " I got a long Desert E Like Robo cop, It spit 200 yards and make a hippo drop, we natural born killas g-unit guerillas, talk all that shit and well chop off ya fingas" Lloyd banks lines "------Grabbin a striipa, Make sure you stay out that black bag with the zippa, Wit more punch lines than rocky and apollo im cockier tomorrow"

[KoTeX]

this is turning out really funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Arucard]

lol it is :) So ill stop.

[KoTeX]

I STILL CHALLENGE YOU FREECODE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
ILL PROLLY LOSE :( :( :( :( :( CUZ I DONT KNOW HOW TO RHYME :o :o :o

[Freecode]

I STILL CHALLENGE YOU FREECODE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
ILL PROLLY LOSE :( :( :( :( :( CUZ I DONT KNOW HOW TO RHYME :o :o :o
haha ok write ur stuff

[KoTeX]

I STILL CHALLENGE YOU FREECODE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
ILL PROLLY LOSE :( :( :( :( :( CUZ I DONT KNOW HOW TO RHYME :o :o :o
haha ok write ur stuff
lol ummm whats freestyle?