Yams

[SniperBeamer]

First of all if here are a few yams images (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/yams/).


Next an irc quote:
(+SirTiger) New word: Yamsturbating.
(+SirTiger) its doing dirty things with yams
So obviously SirTiger (http://www.sourcemod.net/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=87) likes yamstrubating. Have fun little kitten!


Here is the first turkey dance lesson by master PM (http://www.sourcemod.net/forums/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=4):
(@PMOnoTo) HERE R TEH>>>>>> TURKE YDANCE ORIGINALLY COPYRIGHT C BY QUIZMEH
(@PMOnoTo) :D-/<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-|<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-/<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-\<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-|<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-\<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-/<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-\<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-/<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-\<
(@PMOnoTo) AND HERE R TEH>>>> ENHANCED TURKEY DANCE
(@PMOnoTo) :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-\< :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-\< :D-|<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-\< :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-\< :D-|<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-\< :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-/< :D-|< :D-\< :D-|<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/<
(@PMOnoTo) :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\< :D-/< :D-\<
(@PMOnoTo) THAT"S ALL
He promised to give more lessons soon on IRC (http://www.sourcemod.net/irc.php) (GameSurge).

[manorastroman]

my wall ran into me when i tried replicating the turkey dance, but my chickens can do it it pretty well :X

I <3 Kittens.

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=253971&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

[imported_SirTiger]

I deny everything. Impersonation it is!

[SniperBeamer]

Don't join #sourcemod on GameSurge. Weird things may happen to you.
Just look here:

(22:56:53) (+EKS) on drugs again i see
(22:56:54) (+Astroman) yeah
(22:57:04) (+Astroman) (evil corp, not drugs)
(22:57:36) (@SniperBeamer) i wish i could use mysql 4.1
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(22:59:21) (+Astroman) Now we know our ABC's next time wont you IRC with me?
(22:59:58) (+stosw) I reall oughtta answer that guy
(23:00:02) (+stosw) on how to make signs
(23:00:13) (+stosw) its like 2 lines of code
(23:00:14) (fysh) IIS SERVES INTERNET INFORMATION
(23:00:17) (+stosw) but i o wanna
(23:00:29) (+stosw) APACHE = BADASS INDIAN
(23:00:34) (+stosw) we've been through this
(23:00:56) (+stosw) Mattie Casper <[email protected]> to hlcoders
(23:00:57) (+stosw) lol
(23:01:01) (+stosw) his last name is casper
(23:01:14) (+Astroman) haha
(23:01:21) (+Astroman) put him in the ghost machine

[vancelorgin]

Now come on, we discuss server software too:

[15:55] <stosw> wtf is iis anyway
[15:55] <QwertyAccess> freaken persistent direct connection
[15:55] <stosw> it's just a shitty server
[15:55] <stosw> and a crappy acronym
[15:55] <stosw> apache
[15:55] <stosw> is a badass server
[15:55] <stosw> and a fucking murderous indian
[15:55] <stosw> apache will rape iis
[15:55] <EKS> no
[15:55] <EKS> becuse IIS has 3 letters, and that beats everything
[15:55] <stosw> he will kill and scalp iis
[15:56] <stosw> then rape iis's village women
[15:56] <Astroman> :ZA
[15:56] <stosw> and eat its children
[15:56] <stosw> thats how badass apache is
[15:56] <stosw> IIS sounds like some corporation from some bad moon movie
[15:56] <stosw> that gets overthrown
[15:56] <stosw> by moon indians
[15:56] <EKS> on drugs again i see
[15:57] <Astroman> yeah

[manorastroman]

we also talk about things that i dont understand, but laugh at anyways

(16:03:07) (+QwertyAccess) stosw your's travels forward like half life's prediction engine
(16:03:21) (+stosw) it fucks up prediction
(16:03:36) (+stosw) I don't mean meer interpolation and extrapolation
(16:03:37) (+stosw) no no no sir
(16:05:52) (+stosw) guh
(16:06:08) (+stosw) valves idea of admin utilities are kicks and bans
(16:06:23) (+stosw) nothing more
(16:07:12) (fysh) duh
(16:07:20) (+stosw) AdminServer.dll
(16:07:21) (+stosw) lol
(16:07:28) (+stosw) such power!
(16:07:35) (+Astroman) zounds
(16:07:37) (fysh) i don't think they want anything different about the game
(16:07:53) (+stosw) // DO NOT EDIT!! GENERATED BY dxsupport.pl
(16:07:54) (+stosw) "dxsupport"
(16:07:54) (+stosw) {
(16:07:55) (+stosw) oh really
(16:08:00) (+stosw) yeah
(16:08:04) (+stosw) which is why
(16:08:09) (+stosw) keep waht you do to yourself
(16:08:14) (+stosw) it can be killed trivially D:
(16:08:15) (+Astroman) haha
(16:08:40) (fysh) some day they will release vac for servers
(16:08:44) (fysh) and ban them for using bad plugins
(16:08:47) (+stosw) lol
(16:08:53) (+QwertyAccess) my time machine travels in forward to the point your machine has a hard drive crash
(16:08:54) (+stosw) and I'll kill it

[EKS]

We have also agreed that cat are better then dogs:

(13:38:14) (+EKS) You guys agree that cats are best right?
(13:38:15) (+Astroman) Yes offcourse
(13:38:40) (@SniperBeamer) yes, i hate dogs.

[manorastroman]

wait wait wait, that was taken out of context! we love kittens

[onedamage]

and somewhere in all of this, briallant minds come together to bring us an evolution in Admin modding :roll:

[imported_SirTiger]

wait wait wait, that was taken out of context! we love kittens
Kittens and its mutants right?

* SirTiger rawrs

[vancelorgin]

I love kittens!

They make a marvelous stew!

[kingpin]

mmm stew..... I wanted a twisted stew with a little astro on the side.....

[manorastroman]

wait. where did qwertyaccess's.... access go? Is he just Qwerty now!? TO BE CONTINUED?!?

[manorastroman]

At first, Qwerty and Access were two seperate beings. Then, in a massive battle of power, they were fused together to create, QwertyAccess. Then in a horrible battle, they were seperated, and Qwerty had lost his voice. Then, with an decreasing rate of survival in this horrible situation, Qwerty stood up, then was reunited, and became the being known as QwertyAccess.

[onedamage]

this has the sounds of a Hollywood blockbuster movie.....

[twistedeuphoria]

Only to be Qwerty-ed in the Access! hahahhahahahha NOW GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER.

[imported_BlueRaja]

In conclusion, I too enjoy yams.