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Originally Posted by Jschmuck2 Long time lurker, first time poster. I realize it's not your job (especially after designing such a bang-arang plugin) to offer low level support like this but I'm going to ask anyhow and hope someone takes mercy on an HTML challenged nooblet, such as myself. I've gotten to uh, step 2 in the install process - running the createtables PHP file. ...I can't figure it out. I mean, I have it uploaded into the right directory via my host but when I point my browser at it, I just see the text of the file itself. No rainbows or fireworks shoot from the screen, as I understood that they would. If you were me, what would you do to fix that? (suggestions of suicide need not apply =))

It sounds like you are not running PHP in your webserver. Contact your host and ask them to install the latest version of PHP for you.